Jesus was either a Liar, a Lunatic, or Lord

It is hardly complimentary to God that we should choose him as an alternative to hell.

Joy is the serious business of heaven.

Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal.

I never exactly made a book. It's rather like taking dictation. I was given things to say.

I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks".

The real test of being in the presence of God is, that you either forget about yourself altogether or see yourself as a small, dirty object.