You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the nurse takes my hand. But I don't think you do feel better at the end of the day. You look like humans have constantly disappointed you.

I don't regret not going to college. Students learn up to the age of 21, then stop. I'll always be learning - the things that really matter in life. How to sign on, how to get free food, how to be streetwise.