Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
Caitlin MoranI do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.
Caitlin MoranWho doesn't have a friend who worships her lover with a passion that seems baffling to everyone that knows them? Before you met him for the first time, she'd talked him up like he was a cross between Indiana Jones, Barack Obama and The Doctor. When you finally meet him, he's a quiet little thing who looks like a baked bean in glasses, and actually says 'harumph' as spelt.
Caitlin Moran