I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.

Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

I think it's a really important thing for women to be able to just put their hands up and go, I can't actually do any more.

But nearly every woman I know has a roughly similar story - in fact, dozens of them: stories about being obsessed with a celebrity, work colleague or someone they vaguely knew for years; living in a parallel world in their head; conjuring up endless plots and scenarios for this thing that never actually happened.

A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman, on the other hand, can be a single, unflattering picture.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.