The bigger a man's gun the smaller his doodlewick.
I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort.
I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one.
On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.
I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?
We were ordered out to quell an uprising of the Indians, and were out for several days, had numerous skirmishes during which six of the soldiers were killed and several severely wounded.