A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.

I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

And when I first came out from New York, I hadn't driven in a long time. Now I'm like Joe Speedster.

Every year you work in Hollywood takes a year off your soul.

So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong!

It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.