One insidious practice which sugar-coats the dose of Federal intrusion is the division of expense . . .

Why don't we just buy one airplane and let the pilots take turns flying it.

Can those entrusted with the gravest authority set any example save that of the sternest obedience to the law?

One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of times, was the reply." "Please tell that to the President," Mrs. Coolidge requested. When the President passed the pens and was told about the roosters, he asked "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a different one each time." The President nodded slowly, then said, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

Prosperity cannot be divorced from humanity.