Why you don't wanna let him talk? You mad, you maaad, you maaaaad.

If people realized someone would be sorting through their trash, would they be more careful in what they throw away?

People only go to the places they have visited first in their minds.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

I wouldn't call and tell anybody on him, but I'd probably move. But I'm not gonna call and be like, 'The serial killer's in 4E.'

And Alpo ordered guys to slaughter guys, and the whole Harlem was in tears when Rich Porter died.

My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.