Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny.
To me, that's the wealth of my life: my friends and family and the experience I get to share with them.
I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping.
I don't understand people who have sex with their dog in the room.
I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.
You get kind of bored being in catalogues all the time.