It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

I see far stronger and more charismatic personalities strolling around Philadelphia's neighborhoods than are being featured in most of today's bland daytime soaps.

I feel genuinely sorry for those who are so blinded by narrow partisanship that they cannot appreciate Limbaugh's energy, intelligence and satiric skill. They live in a box with bags over their heads. Though he and I hardly agree on politics (I voted for Ralph Nader last year and may go Green again in 2004), I respect Limbaugh as a political analyst and deft rhetorician who is a master of the microphone and who knows how to engage and challenge a vast audience.

Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head.

Although I'm an atheist who believes only in great nature, I recognize the spiritual richness and grandeur of the Roman Catholicism in which I was raised.

Obama's folksy come-on is as bad as Madonna's faux British - and both are in need of fresh inspiration.

Very gifted people may be sociopathic in varying degrees.