Whiffle [whine and wheeze and snuff and sniffle]: The annoying scratchy sound made by weepy feminists as they lament the sufferings of women and, houndlike, sniff out evidence of male oppression.

In an era ruled by materialism and unstable geopolitics, art must be restored to the center of public education.

[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine.

American policy seems to be wed to a perpetual state of war. Why? History shows that the world will always be in flux or turmoil, with different peoples competing for visibility and power. The U.S. cannot fix the fate of every nation.

The damage done to U.S. prestige by the feckless, buffoonish George W. Bush will take years to repair.

The only thing that will be remembered about my enemies after they're dead is the nasty things I've said about them.

The airheads of Congress will keep their own plush healthcare plan - it's the rest of us guinea pigs who will be thrown to the wolves.