Feminism has become a catch-all vegetable drawer where bunches of clingy sob sisters can store their moldy neuroses.

Science is a method of logical analysis of nature's operations. It has lessened human anxiety about the cosmos by demonstrating the materiality of nature's forces, and their frequent predictability.

Liberalism defines government as tyrant father but demands it behave as nurturant mother.

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

Freud says, "Man fears that his strength will be taken from him by woman, dreads becoming infected with her femininity and then proving himself a weakling." Masculinity must fight off effeminacy day by day. Woman and nature stand ever ready to reduce the male to boy and infant.

Even the best critical writing on Emily Dickinson underestimates her. She is frightening. To come to her directly from Dante, Spenser, Blake, and Baudelaire is to find her sadomasochism obvious and flagrant. Birds, bees, and amputated hands are the dizzy stuff of this poetry. Dickinson is like the homosexual cultist draping himself in black leather and chains to bring the idea of masculinity into aggressive visibility.

I believe that everybody has the right to view his or her own body as a palette. However, I think intellectuals should at least try to be role models.