I learned how to sign because when I was growing up in California in order to get into college you needed two semesters of language to get into a University of California school.

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word

Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on

It's important to me that I look good on television because, let's face it, I'm single, and you want somebody to watch the show and fall in love with you

The universe is like a pension plan. It will match your investment.

I don't even like to be naked in front of myself!

Instead of hating, I have chosen to forgive and spend all of my positive energy on changing the world.