I don't get it. I just don't get it. If Art is supposed to imitate Life, why do they want all the actors to be thin? There are fat people in the world. Shouldn't there be a few of us actors to represent them?

The universe is like a pension plan. It will match your investment.

Acting forces you to ask yourself, 'Can my constitution take a decade of constant rejection?' And after ten years, you either make it or you don't. And the problem is they don't tell you in advance.

Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap!

You can either destroy your spirit or you can accept and love yourself just the way you are.

If I were thin, I'd never say 'I am powerless over fudge.' a) I can't believe I actually ever said that. b) Which, of course, isn't to say that I do have any power over fudge. Particularly if it has nuts.

Instead of hating, I have chosen to forgive and spend all of my positive energy on changing the world.