I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio.

I think, when men tell women to lose weight, it's a diversion from their own lack of size in certain areas.

I love Chicago. I lived there briefly for three months and kept a boat under one of those space-age buildings. It was very Jetsons.

I don't go to parties to meet men. I go to parties to stand in a corner and watch people.

Man might have identified fire, but women identified the way to enjoy with it.

Patent leather wedges-they were big when I went to prom!

You don't want to peak in high school. If you do, the rest of your life is a disaster.