Funny always makes the bad things go away.

I make mistakes. That's what I do. I speak without thinking, I act without knowing. I drink so much that I can barely walk...I'm a fantastic lover though, and an amazing friend. God knows I mean well.

The '80s was all about this idea that women could have it all. You could have a career, and you could have a husband, and you could have children.

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.