Funny always makes the bad things go away.

I know I have to do the right thing. And the sooner you do the right thing, the better. You get it over with, and you don't have to worry about it anymore. But who does that in real life? Instead, you procrastinate and think about it and put it off and think about it some more until that one little pebble grows into a giant block inside your head.

If you believe in love, you're setting yourself up to be disappointed.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.

You can get used to anything, I guess, if you've been there enough.

The most important thing to strive for in life is some kind of personal and professional achievement. Not as a man or a woman, but as a person.

. . . She was obsessed with clothes and status, how she never gave a thought to being responsible for her own actions, or even what she might do for anyone else-making her the ultimate example of all that was wrong and misguided about young women today.