Funny always makes the bad things go away.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. -Carrie Bradshaw

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

In life,there are only four kinds of girls: The girl who played with fire. The girl who opened Pandora's Box. The girl who gave Adam the apple. And the girl whose best friend stole her boyfriend.

She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk.

Love is dangerous, if you know it's dangerous, that makes you treasure it, and you'll work harder to keep it.

The most important thing to strive for in life is some kind of personal and professional achievement. Not as a man or a woman, but as a person.