What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

I have this theory: If you forgive someone, they can't hurt you anymore.

Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

I make mistakes. That's what I do. I speak without thinking, I act without knowing. I drink so much that I can barely walk...I'm a fantastic lover though, and an amazing friend. God knows I mean well.

The world is full of people who all want the same thing, and you have to do a little something extra to make them remember you.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.