What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

... he was juggling issues and solving problems, which was why his brain had no space left for memories.

All men are a disappointment. No matter what anyone says.

You know what they say: A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle.

A glittering disco ball spins from the ceiling, but the music is something I've never heard, discordant and haunting and insistent, the kind of music that demands you dance.

The only way to look at men is like they're electrons. They have all these charges sticking out, and they're always looking for a hole where they can put those charges.

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.