Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other.

I don't go to parties to meet men. I go to parties to stand in a corner and watch people.

Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution.

I've always thought there are two ways of getting what you wanted in life.Forcing people to give it to you,or making them want to give it to you.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.

... he was juggling issues and solving problems, which was why his brain had no space left for memories.

I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Shame is a useless emotion.