People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

It's not just in Hollywood that women run the risk of being passed by once they reach 50. It happens in real life, too.

I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.

Dreams are, by definition cursed with short life spans.

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!