People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.

It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.

At an age when most actresses are being phased out, I am being phased in - with a vengeance.