I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.

People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.

I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.

THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!

I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.