I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.

Dreams are, by definition cursed with short life spans.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them.

I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.