That dreadful alligator attack in Orlando would never have happened if Disney had put up real warning signs, like other Florida resorts do. But wild alligators don't fit the Disney image, so they were no proper warnings, and a child died for no reason.
Carl HiaasenThe evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn't.
Carl HiaasenRoy remembered the time he and his father had a talk about fighting. 'It's important to stand up for what's right,' Mr. Eberhardt had said, 'but sometimes there's a fine line between courage and stupidity.
Carl HiaasenI've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
Carl HiaasenThe first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.
Carl HiaasenI got overwhelmed by the magnitude of the celebrity culture in America. My background is as a news journalist, and newsrooms in the US are shrinking - investigation teams are being terminated or shrunk on newspapers all around the country. The one aspect that's expanded is coverage of celebrity culture.
Carl Hiaasen