No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions, most of these clowns don't read, can't write, and clearly can't add.

Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.

I think it's always good for the author to stay a good cattle prod's distance from the actual moviemaking.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

I still do a weekly opinion column for the Miami Herald, and it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Rotten fish.

Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and knew better than to talk back to the man who signed his paycheck.

Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida.