Ironically, I come from a family of lawyers - my dad, my grandfather, and now my oldest son. And some of my very best friends are lawyers, though they don't resemble the ones that appear in my novels.

The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring.

Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page, the writing is so original.

I won't be making any friends in the corporate suites.

I love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.