The evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn't.
Carl HiaasenI'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.
Carl HiaasenI love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.
Carl HiaasenSometimes you're going to be faced with situations where the line isn't clear between what's right and what's wrong.Your heart will tell you to do one thing and your brain will tell you to do something different. In the end, all that's left is to look at both sides and go with your best judgment.
Carl Hiaasen