My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions, most of these clowns don't read, can't write, and clearly can't add.

I love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.

Unfortunately, Florida is a mecca for the shyster element, and there are apparently no rules on the kinds of advertising a lawyer can do.

and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions.

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about. On the other hand, if you have a family it can be depressing.