Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness.

Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.

Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice.

The lack of imagination or invention most people display in naming pussies is almost beyond credence.

There are ... two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified.

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.

A cat is never vulgar.