It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.

I prefer you like this, when you're in a foul mood, because you tell the truth.

Coincidences are the scars of fate.

A book is a mirror that offers us only what we already carry inside us.

He didn't know whether we created God in our own image or whether God created us without quite knowing what he was doing. He believed that God, or whatever brought us here, lives in each of our deeds, in each of our words, and manifests himself in all those things that show us to be more than mere figures of clay.

Not evil. Moronic, which isn't quite the same thing. Evil presupposes a moral decision, intention, and some forethought. A moron or a lout, however, doesn't stop to think or reason. He acts on instinct, like a stable animal, convinced he's doing good, that he's always right, and sanctimoniously proud to go around f***ing up ... anyone he perceives to be different from himself, be it because of skin color, creed, language, nationality, or ... leisure habits. What the world needs is more thoroughly evil people and fewer borderline pigheads.

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.