Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how to fart on their own and humans will return to medieval savagery and to the general state of imbecility that slugs overcame back in the Pleistocene era. Our world will not die as a result of the bomb...it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke of everything and a lousy joke at that.

It's the student who makes the teacher, not the other way around.

I'm not talking to anyone, I'm delivering a monologue. It's the inebriated man's prerogative.

A book is a mirror that offers us only what we already carry inside us.

Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool.

It seems that in the advanced stages of stupidity, a lack of ideas is compensated for by an excess of ideologies.

Why is it that the less one has to say the more one says it in the most pompous and pedantic way possible?... Is it to fool the world or just to fool themselves?