I tried to swallow his nonsense without choking.

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute.

But in good time you'll see that sometimes what matters isn't what one gives but what one gives up.

It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.

Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.

I don't suppose you have many friends. Neither do I. I don't trust people who say they have a lot of friends. It's a sure sign that they don't really know anyone.

Presents are made for the pleasure of who gives them, not the merits of who receives them.