This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

We all give up great expectations along the way.

One mustn't dream of one's future; one must earn it.

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

I spend a lot of time in L.A., and when it rains there you get the entire rainfall for the year in two days, raindrops the size of mangoes. And in Barcelona, the Mediterranean storms come up from the sea, thunder and lightning; its like the end of the world.

Do you know what religion is, Martin, my friend? -I can barely remember Lord's Prayer. -A beautiful and well-crafted prayer. Poetry aside, a religion is really a moral code that is expressed through legends,myths, or any type of literary device in order to establish a system of beliefs, values , and rules with which to regulate a culture or a society.

I tried to swallow his nonsense without choking.