I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.

The concept is to weave in some emotion.

Bring the brothers home, and sisters home now. Legalize marijuana and take all that money and invest it in teachers and in education. You will see a transformation in America.

Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.

Angels cry because they want to experience what you and I feel: the moment. They live in eternity. They dont know what it is like to read a newspaper and get ink on your fingers. They dont know what it is like to take your shoes off and wiggle your toes under the dinner table.

The music of Hendrix wakes people up to their possibilities. It's more than just dreaming about being a guitar hero.

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.