I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.
Once you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that?
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.
For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant.
The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me.