The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me.
Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend.
More than 55,000 men from Bomber Command lost their lives, of whom 38,000 were British. That's one in 10 of all the British servicemen lost in the Second World War. It beggars belief that there has not been some recognition for what they gave until now.
I do need my independence. I have to have that.
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.
Ruby Wax has basically ruined my career. You'll see when you watch the programme. I get more intimate with Ruby than I've ever been with another woman.