If you're from a poor background, you have to work even harder. But that's what makes you who you are.

When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going.

Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend.

How you look has become ridiculously disproportionate to what you do. Critics are more harsh on female presenters.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's the most boring thing on Earth. I have tried and every six months I go 'right, I'm going to the gym'. Then I do it for two weeks and get so bored by it.

For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!