You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.

The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your weight with him. 3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks. 4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing.

Everything you do to other people affects them, and how you treat people affects them.

But it there's anything I've learned in the past few months, it's that the only thing that's certain in life is that nothing in life is certain.

I love being reminded that existence itself is all about the tangling of souls.