It's like you wake up one morning, and decided that how you've been in the past doesn't have to define who you are in the future. Simple as that.

Everything you do to other people affects them, and how you treat people affects them.

On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.

And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms." What'd they say?" Over their dead bodies." What did you say?" I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.

Life's a car ride...Sometimes it's cruise control down smooth highways. Other times it's potholes on rural roads.

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your weight with him. 3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks. 4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing.