At times there is nothing so unnatural as nature.

It is the interest one takes in books that makes a library. And if a library have interest it is; if not, it isn't.

The wages of sin is alimony.

Circumstances alter faces.

Almost before the big motor-car stopped, the girl sprang out.

I hate to do what everybody else is doing. Why, only last week, on Fifth Avenue and some cross streets, I noticed that every feminine citizen of these United States wore an artificial posy on her coat or gown. I came home and ripped off every one of the really lovely refrigerator blossoms that were sewn on my own bodices.

musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.