Actions lie louder than words.

What is a magazine? A small body of Literature entirely surrounded by advertisements.

I hate to do what everybody else is doing. Why, only last week, on Fifth Avenue and some cross streets, I noticed that every feminine citizen of these United States wore an artificial posy on her coat or gown. I came home and ripped off every one of the really lovely refrigerator blossoms that were sewn on my own bodices.

I'm just the same age I've always been.

Where there's a will there's a detective story.

One of the first principles of perseverance is to know when to stop persevering.

I am more fond of achieving than striving. My theories must prove to be facts or be discarded as worthless. My efforts must soon be crowned with success, or discontinued.