The wages of sin is alimony.

Of two evils choose the prettier.

Almost before the big motor-car stopped, the girl sprang out.

Take care of your common sense, and your dignity will take care of itsself

There are many ways of discarding [books]. You can give them to friends,--or enemies,--or to associations or to poor Southern libraries. But the surest way is to lend them. Then they never come back to bother you.

A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.

You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.