My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

Never love for me, only obsession.

I mean, for years [my father] would been doing everything imaginable ... from speed to downers to you name it. I used to call that "changing seats on the Titanic," and I used to say that I myself was not only changing seats on the Titanic but dating the crew.

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.