Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.

Waiting, done at really high speeds, will frequently look like something else.

Actors may know how to act, but a lot of them don't know how to behave.

I don't know about understood. I think that unless you are forced to understand - unless it is an issue of yours - you wouldn't bother to.

Believe me, I didn't think there was some princely family I belonged to.

Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.

The older you get, the easier it is to spot the phonies. And I just think, how unpleasant for them.