If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.
Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.
I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.
It creates community when you talk about private things and you can find other people that have the same things.