This actress named Lisa Eilbacher. I was up for the part in Shampoo and friends of mine kept telling me she was going around saying all these bad things about me. It's like we're still in the sixth grade sometimes.

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.

I like that - the "you-ish" character.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I do believe you're only as sick as your secrets.

Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.

A lot of times, people think they're the only ones that feel a certain way.