Tom Hanks was really great [the 'Burbs']. The director, Joe Dante, was wonderful. We filmed it here during the summer, every day at Universal. Even the food was good - I mean it was junk but it was really good. The whole thing was like some ideal summer-school experience. It may not have been the best movie ever, but it was certainly the most fun.

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

I guess I do carry a bit of male energy. It's like what I always say - two yangs don't make a right.

I didn't confide in men. Well, I didn't confide in anyone.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

I will usually be in denial about that, too, because I really don't like that. Sometimes I will recognize it and sometimes someone will say, "are you okay?" And then you think, "Oh, maybe I'm not."

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.