All I can say is that when millions of plastic dolls of you are being sold each day and an equal number of teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche.

Mania starts off fun, not sleeping for days, keeping company with your brain, which has become a wonderful computer, showing 24 TV channels all about you. That goes horribly wrong after awhile.

My mom is a little bit eccentric. I mean, she does - she has a lot of unique ideas. For example, she thought that I should have a child with her last husband, Richard, because it would have nice eyes.

Actually,I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir

You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.

It's very good to get through them (drugs) while you're still young and then talk about how great or bad it was for the rest of your life.

Come to think of [a handsome young carpenter], Harrison Ford used to be a carpenter.