I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.

I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.

I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.

I am not going to put my daughter under any sort of stresses.

I had to shoot shotguns for The Blues Brothers. But I don't like that stuff. Too butch for me.

Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.