I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!

I grew up listening to Queen. They were no stranger to throwing in the unexpected and something a little more dramatic.

I'm not a drama person, but when you can make a movie in song form in three-and-a-half minutes, it's surreal.

I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.

Occasionally, I'll be on the Internet and see something about me and give in to the urge to click on it. It's hard not to. Usually, I wish I didn't.

Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given me everything that I will need / To make it through this crazy thing called life

I honestly in a lot of ways don't want to sing about my real life, because that's private.