I try to stay away from carb-y things at dinner.
I definitely don't do stomach, because nobody wants to see that.
It wouldn't be a Carrie Underwood album without a revenge song on it. People really like when I do that. I don't mean to. I don't hate men that much. But it turns out so well!
It's hard to look at things that are too close.
It's hard to find normal celebrities.
I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!