In a capitalist society, persons who create capital, like Michael Eisner, are given the staggering rewards.

I have heard show business characterized as a refuge for childlike persons in flight from all things harsh and real.

Nothing but the heart can change the heart.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Sheer flattery got me into the theater. Flattery always works with me, particularly the flattery of women.

I enjoyed in every way my 12 years of playing Archie, and I wasn't personally sad about finishing a long job.