I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it?

People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls; poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me and telling me that Archie is just like their dad.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

In a capitalist society, persons who create capital, like Michael Eisner, are given the staggering rewards.

Those offers come in now and again. They're not knocking down my door. I'm only an old character actor, and I'm not needed.