People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls; poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me and telling me that Archie is just like their dad.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Sheer flattery got me into the theater. Flattery always works with me, particularly the flattery of women.

It was a lack of system that made the '30s Depression as inevitable as all others previously suffered.

I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.

Not all celebrities are dunces.

The reviewer is a singularly detested enemy because he is, unlike the hapless artist, invulnerable.